esaychxo:

I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.

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unfreshing:

there’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house

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Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.

pleasedontleadmeon:

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my fish gets more action than i do

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